“My hats off to anyone that can write a Dreamworks Animation film. They have a unique process. ” -Dan Harmon
(Note to reader: The views expressed in this post do not nessicarily reflect those of The House of Move. It should be said that Kung-Fu Panda has received very glowing reviews and is currently doing quite well in the box-office.)
Wow. You don’t always get insider dirt like this. Dan Harmon, who co-wrote the Widely acclaimed film Monster House was hired to help write Kung-fu Panda And guess what? It didn’t go well.
What follows are my favorite bits from a nice long rant about why Dan Harmon Hates Jeffrey Katzenberg
First they storyboard the entire film. That is the first step. Not kidding. No writers, no script, just a story, and an entire film drawn on pieces of paper.
Then Katzenberg watches an animatic of the boards and says, surprisingly, “this needs a lot of work. You have a month.”
I came in about four writers into the process. It’s kind of hard to write a “better” scene than the last writer when the rules are that you can only change 30 percent of each scene or completely change 30 percent of the scenes, per Katzenberg screening. So, for instance, in this scene, the panda comes up a flight of stairs carrying a bucket of water, slips on a banana peel, says something to two geese and does an air guitar. The good news? There can be anything in the bucket. Your mission: make the movie better.
They do this cycle like 30 times and the end result is a movie created over three years by 7 terrified directors and 20 pissed off writers, none of whom get any back end because it’s an “animated” film, therefore no matter how bad it is, it turns like an 8,000 percent profit, and they make another one and another one and another one until Katzenberg is finally dead at the age of 117 because he uses all the money he saves to rejuvinate his body with the blood of poor people who die at the age of 50 because their hearts got clogged while eating Lion King Meals.
In the last post, I talked about how important the script witting process was to the success of a film. This rant just solidifys the importance of a strong script. We all like to poke fun at Dreamworks movies, but the thing of it is that taken the proper steps up front could solve many, if not most of the perceived issues that people have with their films.
via: Cartoonbrew